An enormous, uncomfortably warm, slightly humid warehouse containing a giant pile of sushi from NJ gas stations, conveniently presliced in bite size rolls. You get five minutes to make amazing happen
Whatever sushi you shovel into your burlap sack before the buzzer is yours to keep. You and your sack are weighed together before and after - lose some weight from sweat, gain some weight from sushi
Try to shovel more sushi than your pals! An overhead leaderboard keeps time and tracks performance, while stats and rankings are uploaded to our global drone fleet for transmission to your phone
While driving through New Jersey, CEO and Founder Mike Kelly was visited by visionary inspiration
Public and private markets began to realize that Sushi Warehouse was the largest ultraunicorn of the 21st century
The first closed alpha releases were overwhelmed with user interest, temporarily DOS'ing the AWS US-East datacenter and three major payment gateways
The groundbreaking Sushi Warehouse lifestyle gained mainstream appeal, causing the first wave of disrupted incumbent businesses to collapse
CEO and Founder
Chief Data Scientist
Chief Technical Officer
Chief Sushi Officer
Chief Security Officer
Chief Visionary at Sushi X Research Labs
"The founding team at Sushi Warehouse has concentrated more technical ability, visionary leadership, and innovative disruption than any organization in history."
- Sergei Brin
"I'll be honest with you. If we'd launched with a founding team 10% as strong as Sushi Warehouse, Microsoft would easily be a trillion-dollar company today."
- Bill Gates
"Shut up and take my money."
- Vinod Khosla